YOU

Oh My God I don’t know what to write in this greeting card.

YOU

I’m blank.

YOU

I sound like an idiot.

ME!

calmly You want funny or sweet?

YOU

tearfully Both please.

ME!

industriously humming

YOU

Oh My God I wish I’d said that.

ME!

Twenty bucks and you did!

 

 

 

YOU

Oh My God I don’t know what to write in this cover letter.

YOU

I sound like a loser.

YOU

I’m going back to bed.

ME!

calmly Would you like to give me some info and I’ll write it for you?

YOU

tearfully If only.

ME!

industriously humming

YOU

Oh My God I wish I’d said that.

ME!

Sixty bucks and you did!

 

 

 

YOU

Oh My God I don’t know what to call my new venture.

YOU

It sounds inappropriate and stupid.

YOU

Wonder what’s on TV.

ME!

calmly Leave it to me.

YOU

tearfully Really?

ME!

industriously humming

YOU

Oh My God I wish I’d thought of that.

ME!

For the right price, you did!

 

 

 

YOU

Oh My God I don’t know what to say in my speech.

YOU

This is not going to be good.

YOU

I feel faint.

ME!

calmly Tell me exactly what you need.

YOU

tearfully I need everything.

ME!

industriously humming

YOU

Oh My God I can’t wait to say that.

ME!

For the right price, you can!

 

 

 

You get the picture. I can help.